Thank god I’m not a doctor

I have a perennial flow of mucus. I don’t know, its not flu or pneumonia its just… I have a flowing nose. I hate doctors, I hate to be seated opposite to them, I hate to be examined, and most of them remind me of my own interests and more often than not those people seem to be a little close to lawyers. Some will even go to the extent of having my balls in a petri dish. Psychiatrists are the worst, well somehow I believe no other mind can know another mind, and if it’s a strong mind, that has gone through a lot then I deem it impossible. Lets say a godfather or someone like corleone or Michael corleone sat in the chair, the very comfortable reclining chair, of a psycho (I like to call psychiatrics) and where would he start family? Wife? Home? Comrades? Michael has played all of them. He killed his brother in law and made his wife believe he had nothing to do with it. He had killings in place when he was being a godfather in a church, and not to mention he ran the family- the whole mafia- with finesse.
When they have the plight of their contemporaries to play with they turn dumb and sometimes turn out intelligent when they say ‘oh nothings gonna happen chum’. You can never trust a young doctor with apples, cause they’ve fondled a breast or two already!
Much of the difference comes with specialization, these guys study more & more abut less and less. If I went to a specialist now, he’d probably ask me to get wet and turn on the fan, ‘ come to me after you get pneumonia’. Some doctors are life savers – hey no denying that- but the overall picture differs to the beholder, like for example, as a student doctors are bookworms, like, if another student views their lifestyle he may go like ‘thank god I’m not a doctor’. Just out of college, they wanna blow a few months in a bar picking up chicks, making up for the lost time someone sees them now they may go like ’thank god I’m not a doctor’. Then they need to slog for $900, or study more to specialize, someone sees them now the may go like ’thank god I’m not a doctor’. As middle aged men they get the begin to enjoy so they are found where the young guns have fun, someone sees them now the may go like ’thank god I’m not a doctor’.
But lets not forget their contribution to mankind, ever since it has come to being, they’ve become the human technicians. How many of us can say that?